unclefather:

me: *says lmao*

me: *ass is still attached* 

Anonymous whispered: Can you tag your porn please? I'm at work.

dilfgod:

where do you work? I wanna get paid to be on tumblr while I’m on the clock 

effingtomb:

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

beyonseh:

when you find a receipt of your fave being problematic and you need to get rid of it

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thenightlifebeforemingus:

Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.

plantcreep:

i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me

dashdrive:

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

wifibox:

highlight of my day

darvll